Pears

Tonight, Brooks asked me how I cook pears.  I told him that I don't cook pears, you just eat them.  Then, I realized he was confused.  I told him that pears grow on trees, like apples, and he thought that was funny.  He asked me if the guys who work at the grocery store drive a truck to the apple orchard, (pause) pear patch to pick them and bring them back to the store.  Yes, that sounds pretty close to what happens.  At least he knows that they grow on a tree!